"It must be very difficult to be someone who has less intelligence than a pigeon."
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Hat tip to The Burning Platform for this material.
"Say it ain't so!" Alas, it is...
"What can we know? What are we all?
Poor silly half-brained things peering out at the infinite,
with the aspirations of angels and the instincts of beasts."
- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle